Finally, A Little Sexual Marketing Humor!
Finally, A Little Sexual Marketing Humor!
Want to know how to use direct-response in your personal
life, for your next romantic “Hook-Up”?
I saw this posted somewhere on a marketing board a long time
ago and I thought it’d give you a good laugh going into
your weekend.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome
guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at
you, says, “She’s fantastic in bed.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get
his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi,
I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and
straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a
drink. You say “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then
say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to
you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Name Recognition.
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into
going home with your friend.
That’s a Sales Rep.
Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.
That’s Tech Support.
You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there
could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the
center and shout out at the top of your lungs, “I’m
fantastic in bed!”
That’s SPAM!
Now go sell something,
Craig Garber
http://www.KingOfCopy.com
P.S. Check out all the prior archives you’ve been
missing, right here at:
http://www.kingofcopy.com/tips/tiparchives.html
If you want to know how to consistently attract a steady stream of fresh new prospects, who are pre-qualified, eager, and excited about buying from you, then Craig Garber — recognized by his peers as America’s Top Direct-Response Copywriter — can show you exactly how to do this, step-by-step. Garber’s written winning promotions across a HUGE variety of industries and you can see them all for yourself on his website at http://www.kingofcopy.com
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